THINGS THAT ARE STILL TRUE FROM CHRIS ROCK'S "NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM"
I wish he was at my commencement ceremony!
- •If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12. If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's damn near 40.
- •If you've been dating a man for four months and you haven't met any of his friends...you are NOT his girlfriend!
- •Don't go to parties with metal detectors.
- •Cornbread! Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
- •Take off that silly-ass hat.
- •No one goes to Hooters for wings.