THOUGHTS WHILE SITTING THROUGH AN EARTHQUAKE

Just happened to be awake when this one rolled through
  1. Could it be?
  2. An earthquake!
  3. Please don't let it be The Big One!
  4. Is it going to get bigger and force me to find a doorway to stand in? Or put on pants?
  5. I'm so glad I mounted my TVs.
  6. What was that crash upstairs?? Oh, just a picture frame.
  7. Oh, it's over all ready.
  8. Hopefully that will delay The Big One for a bit.
  9. I should text my mom.