WHAT I'D WANT NAMED AFTER ME, RANKED

  1. 1.
    your baby
    My Vietnamese name translates to "Love-Love" and it's from a poem. Cute, right?? No? Yeah, Isabella is pretty...
  2. 2.
    a surgical procedure
    I dream of future residents performing a procedure or surgical technique named after me. How cool!!
  3. 3.
    a theorem
    And I want everyone to have to learn it even though it's useless in real life!
  4. 4.
    a library
    I spent so many after school hours at the public library. It was practically my second home. 💗📖📕📗📘📙📔📓
  5. 5.
    a medical device
    And then I'd like lots of money, please and thank you.
  6. 6.
    an academic building
    I want undergrads to tell their friends they'll be at my building at 8am for lecture or at 4pm for a rally or at 7pm for free movie night.
  7. 7.
    a delicious dish
    My version of Schweddy Balls
  8. 8.
    an effect
    Domino, Butterfly, TT--yeah? Or like my version of the Colbert Bump.
  9. 9.
    a storm/tornado
    It would be all anything anyone can talk about for a couple months. "TT" would be splashed all over the front page! But people would associate it with an ecological disaster so...ultimately NOT great.
  10. 10.
    a disease
    Yes, it would be great to get recognition for discovering it, but I wouldn't want my name to carry such negative vibes. 😕