WHAT SINGLE GUYS IN SF SAY TO ME WHEN THEY FIND OUT I DON'T LIVE IN SF

I don't remember being like this when I lived in DC and met guys who lived in Virginia.
  1. "Ack!! Why so far away??"
    I get it. You can hook up with someone within a $6 Uber ride radius. Why bother?
  2. "It's a long drive to come see you. I hope you're worth it."
    Sex. He means he wants sex.
  3. "I won't live anywhere but San Francisco."
    Then he conceded, "Maybe Woodside." Granted, we did date for a couple months. But guess who did most of the driving? 🙋🏻
  4. "So, when are you moving to the city?"