WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE SAID TO THE COUPLE HAVING BATHROOM SEX AT STANFORD STADIUM
Well that's one way to enjoy the Big Game 😕
- •My friend was two stalls down from this delightful couple.The girl was apparently up on the toilet and making it flush every two minutes.
- •"I hope you have a condom!"
- •"And lots of sanitizing gel."
- •"Psst...here's a prescription for doxycycline. I'll just leave it here under the door."
- •"Here's another one for Plan B."
- •"You're wasting water! Don't you know there's a drought??"