WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE SAID TO THE COUPLE HAVING BATHROOM SEX AT STANFORD STADIUM

Well that's one way to enjoy the Big Game 😕
  1. My friend was two stalls down from this delightful couple.
    The girl was apparently up on the toilet and making it flush every two minutes.
  2. "I hope you have a condom!"
  3. "And lots of sanitizing gel."
  4. "Psst...here's a prescription for doxycycline. I'll just leave it here under the door."
  5. "Here's another one for Plan B."
  6. "You're wasting water! Don't you know there's a drought??"