15 HALF-BAKED PERD HAPLEY QUOTES

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    Issue number one is the first issue we're going to talk about.
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    The story of this camera, is that it's shooting me from a different angle
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    It's a good story, just not believable. Which is why I give "E.T." one and a half stars.
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    I don't know what you mean, but it had the cadence of a joke.
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    The statement that this reporter has...is a question.
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    For viewers at home who might not know, are centaurs real?
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    Make sure to watch all the way to the end for a hilarious joke about women drivers. "Thelma and Louise" gets five stars.
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    I am going to kiss you now by putting my mouth on your mouth.
    As told to Ann Perkins, by Ann Perkins.
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    There are some statistics, and they are numbers.
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    For a movie about Iron Man's wife, I thought it would have more action. "The Iron Lady" gets one and a half stars.
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    Our next topic is "Obamacare." Which is short for "Alabamacare."