Well...shorter than *I* thought, anyway.
  1. Dustin Hoffman
    Static
    5'5"
  2. Lil' Wayne
    Static
    5'6"
  3. Mark Wahlberg
    Static
    5'8"
  4. Andrew Garfield
    Static
    5'10"
  5. Bruno Mars
    Static
    5'5"
  6. Michael J Fox
    Static
    5'4"
  7. Billie Joe Armstrong
    Static
    5'7"
  8. Sylvester Stallone
    Static
    5'7" 😱. This one shocked me.
  9. Ian Somerhalder
    Static
    5'9"
  10. Paul Simon
    Static
    5'3"
  11. Johnny Depp
    Static
    5'10"
  12. John Stewart
    Static
    5'6"
  13. Martin Scorsese
    Static
    5'3". Again: 😱
  14. Simon Cowell
    Static
    5'9". Only 1 inch taller than Seacrest (as if we believe he's 5'8")
  15. Usher
    Static
    5'8"
  16. Robert Downey Jr
    Static
    5'8"
  17. BJ Novak
    Static
    5'9"
  18. Bono
    Static
    5'7"
  19. Al Pacino
    Static
    5'7"
  20. Elton John
    Static
    5'7"
  21. Mike Myers
    Static
    5'7"
  22. Willie Nelson
    Static
    5'6"
  23. Jesse Eisenberg
    Static
    5'7"
  24. Jared Leto
    Static
    5'9"
  25. Matt Damon
    Static
    5'10" Actually I was just more shocked to find out Ben Affleck is 6'4".
  26. John Mellencamp
    Static
    5'7"
  27. Javier Bardem
    Static
    5'7". I can't fathom meeting this guy and looking down at him.
  28. Jason Statham
    Static
    5'10"
  29. Dave Franco
    Static
    5'7"
  30. Max Greenfield
    Static
    5'10"
  31. Penn Bagdley
    Static
    5'9"
  32. Kiefer Sutherland
    Static
    5'9"
  33. Michael Cera
    Static
    5'9"
  34. Frankie Muniz
    Static
    5'5"
  35. Joel Madden (and presumably the other one)
    Static
    5'7"