Happy birthday, Barbie. What the fuck?
  1. Diet book
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    With the only advice being: Don't Eat!
  2. Bathroom scale
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    Set permanently to 110 lbs (Barbie is 5'9")
  3. A baby
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    Just...ew
  4. A voice box
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    According to this Barbie: "math class is hard!"
  5. A tramp stamp!
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    OML
  6. Bonus: Computer viruses
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    In the book Barbie: I Can Be a Computer Engineer! Barbie fucks up the whole time and needs help from her male coworkers.