5 WORST BARBIE ACCESSORIES OF ALL TIME

Happy birthday, Barbie. What the fuck?
  1. 1.
    Diet book
    With the only advice being: Don't Eat!
  2. 2.
    Bathroom scale
    Set permanently to 110 lbs (Barbie is 5'9")
  3. 3.
    A baby
    Just...ew
  4. 4.
    A voice box
    According to this Barbie: "math class is hard!"
  5. 5.
    A tramp stamp!
    OML
  6. 6.
    Bonus: Computer viruses
    In the book Barbie: I Can Be a Computer Engineer! Barbie fucks up the whole time and needs help from her male coworkers.