...AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED

I am constantly seeing articles online titled "I lived like the people on the Walking Dead for a week and here's what happened!" I actually had to unfollow Hello Giggles because they can't stop themselves. Here are some real ones that are out there.
  1. I ate like a celebrity baby, and here's what happened.
    The breast milk gave you diarrhea?
  2. I cooked like Gwyneth Paltrow for a week, and here's what happened.
    Call me when you review Goop's $15,000 vibrator.
  3. I ate like Kylie Jenner and here's what happened.
    You turned into Kylie Jenner, obviously.
  4. I ate only cannabis-infused foods for two days. Here's what happened.
    Dear lord! That can't be good.
  5. I ate bugs and here's what happened.
    I literally do this all the time because I don't know how to get aphids out of my organic broccoli.
  6. We drank 1 gallon of water daily for 30 days and here's what happened.
    This is unclear. Who is "we?" If it's 5 people sharing this gallon then I'm not impressed.
  7. I redrew my childhood art and here's what happened.
    This...this is nothing.
  8. I spent a week sharing my feelings with everybody. Here's what happened.
    You made a lot of friends.
  9. I used Google for everything for 30 days and here's what happened.
    I thought this was just called normal life?
  10. I quit Snapchat and here's what happened.
    You...didn't use Snapchat? Just a guess.
  11. I talked to someone famous on social media and here's what happened.
    Ha ha! We do that all the time here!
  12. I stopped texting for a weekend and here's what happened.
    Couldn't even make it a full week.
  13. I stopped texting my husband for a week and here's what happened.
    You got off your lazy ass and went into the next room to ask him to do the dishes?!!!
  14. I read 8 books in 8 days and here's what happened.
    Your vacation ended and you have to wait another year to read again.
  15. I wrote Post-It notes to strangers and here's what happened.
    If these notes said things like "I put a booger in your coffee this morning" then I like this experiment.
  16. I ditched my shampoo and conditioner for a week and here's what happened.
    Greasy hair. Next!
  17. I tried conditioner before shampoo and here's what happened.
    Tangled hair. Next!
  18. I tried shaving my face for a week and here's what happened.
    This was written by a woman. I'm guessing...hairless face? 🔮
  19. I cheated on my hairstylist and here's what happened.
    How did this become an approved article?
  20. I stopped wearing deodorant—here's what happened.
    You discovered the true meaning of loneliness.
  21. I didn't wear makeup for a month and here's what happened.
    No one cared.
  22. My brother did my makeup and here's what happened.
    It was bad, probably.
  23. These schools let transgender students use the bathroom and here's what happened.
    No matter which side of this you're on I think we can at least agree everyone should be able to use the bathroom.
  24. One woman tried cutting her hair with a drone and here's what happened.
    I would try this but these headlines have made me pull all mine out.
  25. I wore a bodysuit all day and here's what happened.
    I'm curious about this one. What could have *possibly* "happened?"
  26. I wrote one of those "I did something and here's what happened" kind of articles and here's what happened.
    This I can get behind.