BIRTHDAY PARTIES I WOULD NOT WANT TO GO TO

  1. The Office, Michael's Birthday
    Mandatory ice skating with work people? No!
  2. That '70s Show, Eric's Birthday
    Laurie gets everything and Eric gets nothing! Except for that 8-track he SPECIFICALLY DIDN'T WANT!
  3. Friends, the One Where They All Turn 30
    Everyone is depressed about turning 30. Party! 🎂🎉🎈🎊
  4. The Big Bang Theory, the Peanut Reaction
    Wolowitz eats a peanut on purpose and has to be taken to the hospital. All in the name of stalling Leonard from the party. (Also, I hate this show, why do I still watch it?)
  5. Girls, She Said OK
    Karaoke AND a huge disturbing fight? Count me out (just because of the karaoke though).
  6. Modern Family, Fizbo
    Any party with a clown will be avoided.