DATES I WOULD PLAN IF I WERE THE BACHELORETTE

  1. TV date. Obviously.
    No talking.
  2. Alone time date.
    No talking.
  3. Group date: massage lessons.
    I would be the test dummy. My shirt stays on.
  4. Swimming with the sharks date.
    This is actually just watching Deep Blue Sea a couple of times.
  5. Hot Tub date
    Eating a bucket of fried chicken.
  6. Fantasy Suite
    Filled with cats, no room for boys.
  7. Skip the double proposal.
    Too much pressure.