EVERYDAY SUPER POWERS I WISH I HAD

  1. Being flexible. Physical.
    Watching Cirque du Soleil is basically a magic show.
  2. Being flexible. Schedule.
    I can't take it if my schedule is thrown off. Full-on meltdown.
  3. Peeing if someone else is in the bathroom.
    Performance anxiety. Sometimes I have to walk by 3 or 4 times in order to go.
  4. Basic math.
    Even with a calculator I'm useless.
  5. Picking the perfect gif.
    @marymurphy teach me.
  6. Talking
    I get VERY tongue tied and mix up words and letters. I just called the wrong person at work and basically spoke gobbledygook for two minutes and hung up on him.