FICTIONAL OWLS, RANKED BY SNOOTINESS

  1. 9.
    Pigwidgeon, Harry Potter
    Too dumb to have any self awareness, and therefore not snooty. I feel like Errol could also be down here at the bottom.
  2. 8.
    The owl from Sleeping Beauty
    He just wants a KIIIIISSSSSS!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
  3. 7.
    Big Mama, the Fox and the Hound
    Rescues an orphan fox and continues to care for him instead of eat him. 👍🏻
  4. 6.
    Hedwig, Harry Potter
    She has serious pride, but would never presume to know more than you do. Can sass you if you don't know your place though.
  5. 5.
    Archimedes, the Sword in the Stone
    Saving lives and holding shit together. He deserved to be a little pompous.
  6. 4.
    Owl, Winnie-the-Pooh
    I don't remember Owl doing all that much. But whenever anyone went to him for advice he totally milked it. And you could tell he was just super smug about it.
  7. 3.
    Professor Owl, Disney stuff
    You're not a real professor, SNOB!!!
  8. 2.
    The Grand Duke of Owls, Rock-a-Doodle
    Full of self importance. Although reflecting back on this movie as an adult I'm not surprised someone would go insane like this having to listen to a fucking rooster crow every morning.
  9. 1.
    Mr. Owl, Tootsie Roll Ambassador
    Arrogant prick.