FICTIONAL OWLS, RANKED BY SNOOTINESS
- 9.Pigwidgeon, Harry PotterToo dumb to have any self awareness, and therefore not snooty. I feel like Errol could also be down here at the bottom.
- 8.The owl from Sleeping BeautyHe just wants a KIIIIISSSSSS!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
- 7.Big Mama, the Fox and the HoundRescues an orphan fox and continues to care for him instead of eat him. 👍🏻
- 6.Hedwig, Harry PotterShe has serious pride, but would never presume to know more than you do. Can sass you if you don't know your place though.
- 5.Archimedes, the Sword in the StoneSaving lives and holding shit together. He deserved to be a little pompous.
- 4.Owl, Winnie-the-PoohI don't remember Owl doing all that much. But whenever anyone went to him for advice he totally milked it. And you could tell he was just super smug about it.
- 3.Professor Owl, Disney stuffYou're not a real professor, SNOB!!!
- 2.The Grand Duke of Owls, Rock-a-DoodleFull of self importance. Although reflecting back on this movie as an adult I'm not surprised someone would go insane like this having to listen to a fucking rooster crow every morning.
- 1.Mr. Owl, Tootsie Roll AmbassadorArrogant prick.