1. Pigwidgeon, Harry Potter
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    Too dumb to have any self awareness, and therefore not snooty. I feel like Errol could also be down here at the bottom.
  2. The owl from Sleeping Beauty
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    He just wants a KIIIIISSSSSS!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
  3. Big Mama, the Fox and the Hound
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    Rescues an orphan fox and continues to care for him instead of eat him. 👍🏻
  4. Hedwig, Harry Potter
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    She has serious pride, but would never presume to know more than you do. Can sass you if you don't know your place though.
  5. Archimedes, the Sword in the Stone
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    Saving lives and holding shit together. He deserved to be a little pompous.
  6. Owl, Winnie-the-Pooh
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    I don't remember Owl doing all that much. But whenever anyone went to him for advice he totally milked it. And you could tell he was just super smug about it.
  7. Professor Owl, Disney stuff
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    You're not a real professor, SNOB!!!
  8. The Grand Duke of Owls, Rock-a-Doodle
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    Full of self importance. Although reflecting back on this movie as an adult I'm not surprised someone would go insane like this having to listen to a fucking rooster crow every morning.
  9. Mr. Owl, Tootsie Roll Ambassador
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    Arrogant prick.