FICTIONAL SHOWS I WOULD WATCH

  1. Fightin' Round the World, South Park
    A show about Russell Crowe makin' movies, makin' songs, and fightin' 'round the world.
  2. The Queen of Jordan, 30 Rock
    Exactly.
  3. Johnny's Bananas
    Kind of the only part of Entourage that was any good.
  4. TGS, 30 Rock
    It's just SNL only worse.
  5. When the Whistle Blows, Extras
    You bet I'm having a laugh.
  6. Bamboozle, Friends
    Best show EVER! Right?
  7. Pawnee Today, Parks and Rec
    You know, for getting my news.
  8. The Itchy and Scratchy Show, the Simpsons
    Even if I didn't like it, each episode seems to only be about 10 seconds long so it's not like I'm wasting much time.
  9. MILF Island, 30 Rock
    This is a great idea.
  10. The Grinder, the Grinder
    Gotta have a good procedural in the line up.
  11. Tool Time, Home Improvement
    The more inept a host the more likely I'll watch.
  12. Everlasting, UnReal
    Any kind of Bachelor copy I'll give a chance.
  13. The Happy Homemaker, Mary Tyler Moore Show
    Sue Ann Nivens is the fucking best.
  14. Sick Sad World, Daria
    This is pretty much just the Internet now.
  15. The Krusty the Clown Show, the Simpsons
    See: ineptitude. Also: Sideshow Bob.