FINAL DOWNTON ABBEY COUPLES RANKED BY HOW MUCH WE ACTUALLY WANTED THEM

EVERYONE MUST BE COUPLED UP!
  1. 1.
    Lady Edith and Bertie
    YES! Finally. This has been a long time coming for "poor Edith" who was once left at the alter by an old fart.
  2. 2.
    Branson and Laura Edmunds
    AT first I thought this was just some random woman. I'm really bad with faces so I just realized this is Edith's editor and now I'm all for it. I love Branson and he deserves someone awesome.
  3. 3.
    Cousin Isobel and Lord Merton
    Isobel is a badass bitch and I hope she and Mr. Iron Deficiency live happily ever after.
  4. 4.
    Robert and Cora
    I guess we're just ignoring all their past problems, like Robert's indiscretion with a maid, and pretending they are the perfect couple. Fine by me!
  5. 5.
    Bates and Anna
    I never liked Bates for Anna in the first place. He's just so old. But he's nice and treats her well, so whatever...
  6. 6.
    Lady Mary and Henry Talbot
    To me this felt very "oh, we need to have Lady Mary end up with someone." He's no Matthew. But hopefully he's at least not related, however distantly.
  7. 7.
    Mr. Mosley and Miss Baxter
    This is clearly a matter of convenience. These two have no passion for each other.
  8. 8.
    Daisy and Andy
    They might be actually really good together, but that doesn't mean I like it. Yawn.
  9. 9.
    Cousin Rose and Atticus
    I remember being more enchanted with Atticus last season, now I'm just creeped out by his lips. And of course no one likes Cousin Rose.
  10. 10.
    Thomas and the Dowager Countess
    They're the only two left, I think they are a couple by default in this bizarro couples-only world.
  11. 11.
    Carson and Mrs. Hughes
    ARGHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!
  12. 12.
    Mr. Mason and Mrs. Patmore
    What? I'm all for Mrs. Patmore getting hers, but this really felt thrown in at the last second.