@Boogie I didn't even realize...
  1. Jack
    Somewhere out there I know someone actually has the name Jack Schmidt.
  2. Walter
    My best guess, actually.
  3. Sandra
    His parents really wanted a girl.
  4. Leo.
    Nailed it.
  5. Nick!
    Thus the reason they call him Schmidt!
    Suggested by @Boogie
  6. Nick
    Suggested by @SarahMoore
  7. Max
    The actor's actual name, and what I thought his name was because I am a trash person who can't tell actors from the characters they play.
    Suggested by @Boogie
  8. Don'tGive
    Middle initial "A."
    Suggested by @BWN_7
  9. Was being a smart Alec in the last one - I think it's actually Leonard
    Suggested by @BWN_7
  10. Ernie
    That's why they call the other Ernie "Coach" and this Ernie "Schmidt"
    Suggested by @Boogie
  11. John
    Just like Mr. Big
    Suggested by @kate81
  12. Pizza
    Ooh, didn't Elizabeth (was that her name?) call him her big guy. Pizza guy. Plus, Pizza would make his name Pizza Schmidt. Piece of S(c)h(m)i(d)t. Joke are always funny when they take 3 unfunny sentences to explain.
    Suggested by @Boogie
  13. Kimmy
    Suggested by @MatthewAlmont
  14. Dip
    Suggested by @eekfreakwad
  15. Jesus
    Suggested by @solena
  16. Bull!
    Suggested by @ladygoggog
  17. Joshua
    Fourth most popular male baby name of 1985, when I estimate Schmidt was born.
    Suggested by @andersun
  18. Gabriel
    Suggested by @colls39
  19. Tugg
    Suggested by @Boogie
  20. Frances.
    His parents erroneously spelled it the feminine way.
    Suggested by @readjulia
  21. Smith
    Suggested by @Boogie
  22. Watch Tonight to find out!!!
    Suggested by @Boogie
  23. Jesse
    Because cece tragically married a male version of jess
    Suggested by @karlalucia
  24. Mitt
    Suggested by @sky