LOSERS WHO MANAGE TO STILL GET HOT WOMEN

  1. Ralph Kramden
    The original, probably.
  2. Peter Griffin
  3. Bob Pinciotti
    AND he slept with Jackie's mom (Brooke Shields?!).
  4. Doug Heffernan
  5. Drew Carey
  6. Fred Flintstone
  7. Harry Goldenblatt
  8. Officer Don
    (Although they were probably skewering this trope.)
  9. Jerry Gergich
    DEFINITELY skewering.
  10. Homer Simpson
  11. Jay Pritchett
    Rrrrrrrun.
  12. Murray Goldberg
  13. Leonard AND Howard
  14. Fred Mertz
  15. Al Bundy!
    Suggested by   @nikitee
  16. Seth Rogen in all his movies.
    Suggested by   @franksars
  17. WOODY ALLEN
    Ew.
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  18. Roman Polanski
    Ew.
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  19. Johnny Depp
    Ew!!!!!
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  20. Josh Murray from Bachelor in Paradise
    EWWW!!!!!!
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  21. George Clooney
    Just speaking some truths.
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  22. Donald Trump
    SAVE MELANIA!!!!!!!!!!!
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  23. The Duck Dynasty guys
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  24. Jim Edmonds from OC Housewives
    He's a dump truck
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  25. Luke Danes
    I used to think he was super cute because I used to be very into losers!!!!! Loser!!! I only speak the truth.
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  26. The dad from Stranger Things
    Such a loser!!! Carla Buono is beautiful
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  27. Frank Underwood
    Loser. Claire is everything.
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  28. Gordon Clark from Halt and Catch Fire
    Donna is the hottest chick in the game and ur a loser
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  29. George Costanza & Marissa Tomei
    "So, tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald and so quirky and funny... how is it you're not taken?"
    Suggested by   @victralala
  30. Jonah Hill as Seth in Superbad
    Suggested by   @alanarogerrrrs
  31. Jay-Z
    Mic drop. Goodnight.
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  32. Dexter Morgan
    WTF he's a SERIAL KILLER and still manages to have game, including w his sister???????!!!
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  33. The men of "Friends"
    I obviously love Joey like Joey loves jam but like he was an out of work actor who wasn't very bright and landed women all the time?????????? And like Chandler is BAE but also for sure a loser and Monica could have had Richard???? Also Ross is the biggest loser while Rachel is like mega hot???
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  34. Bojack Horseman
    Princess Carolyn is fine and u know it, Bojack is a damn loser
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  35. Walter White
    Loser.
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  36. Don Draper.
    Yep. Don Draper was a L O S E R
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  37. William Masters
    Somehow has TWO super hot women???? Had to stop watching this bc he was such a loser
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  38. Adam Sandler in ANYTHING
    Suggested by   @finesse
  39. Nick Miller
    He's the loser-est. fight me
    Suggested by   @finesse
  40. Jim Belushi in According to Jim
    Suggested by   @katiepoole
  41. Kevin James in zookeeper. In fact Kevin James in anything
    Suggested by   @nanacm