If you can't fight then you'd better be hot.
  1. Michonne
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    By far the most bad ass of the group, I could feel confident not learning how to fight or find food. (Obviously I would be in charge of making friends.)
  2. Miss Piggy
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    Hiya! An aggressive pig is an ideal bodyguard. And, you know...food.
  3. Two-handed Jamie Lannister
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    If one of them's gold then he can't have that scraggly beard.
  4. Dumbledore
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    Would the avada kedavra work in this situation?
  5. Rocky Balboa
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    He's a good fighter, right?
  6. Those three terrorist train thwarters
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  7. Katniss Everdeen
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    You know, to keep things lighthearted
  8. Jar Jar Binks
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    Seriously? Yes. Someone is going to die and you don't want to see your best players go. Bye bye, Binksy.