If you haven't seen Last Week Tonight where John Oliver blasts Donald "Trump" for over 20 minutes, you should: http://youtu.be/DnpO_RTSNmQ. A highlight is his last name was once "Drumpf" and Oliver came up with a few things that make that sound, like a fat pigeon flying into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. (It's around minute 19 in the video.)
  1. A baby falling on its butt with a full diaper.
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    DRUMPF!
  2. A dead body landing at the bottom of an empty well.
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    DRUMPF!
  3. A bag of rotten oranges falling down the stairs
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    DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF
  4. Literally the word dump. DRUMPF!!
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    Suggested by @eekfreakwad
  5. My heart pounding in fear and despair at the prospect of Drumpf for Pres
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    Suggested by @jannychan
  6. Trump Steaks being thrown in the dumpster
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    DRUMPF
    Suggested by @jb_piper