PEOPLE I'M PRETTY SURE WERE NEVER CHILDREN

Unlike people like Ryan Lochte who you can't not picture as a toddler, some others seem to have just been created at a certain age.
  1. Harrison Ford
    Was never younger than 50
  2. Anna Wintour
    Playing ring-around-the-rosie? Hula hooping? No. Never.
  3. Megan Fox
    Was a teenager, sure. But that's as far as that goes.
  4. Richard Nixon
    Not a crook, not a baby.
  5. Anyone's grandparents.
    Right?
  6. Hulk Hogan
    He's far too large and sleazy to have been a kid.
  7. Julianna Margulies
    Because you KNOW Alecia Florrick wasn't.
  8. Stephen King
    But the idea of him being raised by goblins is exciting.
  9. Dumbledore
    Just no.
  10. Jack Nicholson
    Kind of a frightening thought, actually.