PEOPLE I'M PRETTY SURE WERE NEVER CHILDREN
Unlike people like Ryan Lochte who you can't not picture as a toddler, some others seem to have just been created at a certain age.
- •Harrison FordWas never younger than 50
- •Anna WintourPlaying ring-around-the-rosie? Hula hooping? No. Never.
- •Megan FoxWas a teenager, sure. But that's as far as that goes.
- •Richard NixonNot a crook, not a baby.
- •Anyone's grandparents.Right?
- •Hulk HoganHe's far too large and sleazy to have been a kid.
- •Julianna MarguliesBecause you KNOW Alecia Florrick wasn't.
- •Stephen KingBut the idea of him being raised by goblins is exciting.
- •DumbledoreJust no.
- •Jack NicholsonKind of a frightening thought, actually.