PUNCTUATION YOU DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED

Or: old-school emojis
  1. The Interrobang
    For when you're asking an exclamatory rhetorical question. "How dare you==>" (said Mindy Kaling-style)
  2. Rhetorical question mark
    For asking a regular old rhetorical question. "Is Donald Trump not pulling off the best gag ever right now==>"
  3. Certitude point
    For saying something with unwavering conviction. "The interrobang is the coolest name for punctuation ever==>"
  4. The question/exclamation comma
    For when you want to ask a question or exclaim in the middle of a sentence. "I'm amazed==> how did you even know==> I wanted a life-size cutout of Ryan Gosling for Christmas!"
  5. The ElRey mark
    For polite excitement. "I'm looking forward to the next season of Modern Family==>"
  6. Doubt point
    For expressing doubt. "I'm not really sure how I feel about Bill Murray's Christmas special==> I think I liked it==>"
  7. Acclamation point
    Meant to indicate welcome or goodwill. "Welcome to my bedroom, life-size Ryan Gosling cutout==>"