SERVANTS RANKED BY SERVITUDE

And by servitude I mean attitude. (Also, I KNOW not every maid or butler in the history of TV is on here but I'm just including some of the characters from shows I've seen.)
  1. 1.
    Peepers, Another Period
    Will do anything for his mistress. Anything.
  2. 2.
    Carson, Downton Abbey
    Propriety!!! Order!!! Respect!!! This is what Carson is all about. Also some fatherly love for that bitch Lady Mary.
  3. 3.
    Dorota, Gossip Girl
    Loyal and lovable, she is both friend and mother figure to Blair.
  4. 4.
    Alice, the Brady Bunch
    Professional, yes. But not afraid to throw in the occasional zinger.
  5. 5.
    Mr. Bates and Anna, Downton Abbey
    Basically have the same disposition. They value their jobs but their #1 priority is each other.
  6. 6.
    Rosie, the Jettsons
    You can expect as much sass from her as housework.
  7. 7.
    Spratt, Downton Abbey
    Kind of a little shit, but still wants to do well.
  8. 8.
    Woodhouse, Archer
    When he's not drugged out of his mind he puts up with a lot of crap from Archer.
  9. 9.
    Thomas, Dowton Abbey
    A little fucker for sure. Maybe he got better at the end but his whole life revolved around scheming for a while.
  10. 10.
    Geoffry, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
    His last name may have been Butler but why this man became a servant is beyond me. He studied at Oxford for crying out crap!