TED CRUZ, YOU JERK, DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU.

  1. From US Weekly's "25 Things You Don't Know About Me"
    Is this what a fuccboi is? I honestly don't know.
  2. Ok ok. That is interesting.
  3. Mmmmk. I like TV too.
  4. A harrowing tale, I'm into that.
  5. I am so FUCKING far ahead of you it's not even funny.
  6. Uh oh. I like cheese too! What is happening?!!
  7. Omg! This is so relatable and cool!
  8. No. No! He did not just say this. This can't be real right now.
  9. Ohhhhh. Fuck you. Fuck you right now for making me like you!
  10. 😫😫😫
  11. Oh wait. (HARVARD). That's right (HARVARD). He's still a douche bag (HARVARD).
  12. Also don't forget Princeton.