THE 5 TYPES OF EATERS YOU ENCOUNTER WHEN MAKING A FOOD SHOW

I consider listing my job but in order to make money I edit unscripted TV shows, mostly involving food. These are the most common people we film eating.
  1. 1.
    The girl who daintily covers her mouth after taking each bite.
    It's always a girl.
  2. 2.
    The people who are clearly uncomfortable and feel like they need to look like they're having a great time and really force it.
    They might as well scream at the top of their lungs "I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS A REGULAR CONVERSATION!!!"
  3. 3.
    The people who feel the need to clink their glasses together to cheers a bunch of times.
    We didn't ask you to do this. Just eat.
  4. 4.
    White dudes who like to mansplain the culture of a foreign country while stuffing their faces.
    Usually eating with people native to the country.
  5. 5.
    Regular people who eat like normal humans.