THE WEIRDEST PROPS AND POSES IN THE NEW VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOG

I know when I'm looking through this catalog that it's meant to be sexy campy fun verging on pornogrophy, but I feel like this was the VS catalog as imagined by @TheOnion
  1. I'll bet you a million dollars our girl doesn't actually eat this French fry. (You can't see it but there are more fries right by her crotch. Yum.)
  2. "Is skirt off sick?"
  3. I think this picture must have been a mistake.
  4. Guess not.
  5. Don't look...
  6. ...it's not over...
  7. ...no peeking!
  8. I'm starting to sensing a theme.
  9. Opera glasses: because she's obviously having some vision problems.
  10. ?
  11. I just...I don't know with this one.
  12. This is what I do with my breakfast too.
  13. Also how I look when brushing my teeth.
  14. Oh look, here's another one with her eyes covered.
  15. This is the last one, I promise.
  16. I lied!