THINGS THAT ARE ALWAYS HAPPENING ON TV THAT NEVER HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE

  1. Saying what you really think of someone to their face (always negative) and then having them admire you for your honesty.
    Trust me, doesn't work.
  2. Someone kisses a friend on the cheek and doesn't know that person is desperately in love with them.
    Who does this cheek-kissing thing ever?
  3. Someone choking in a restaurant
  4. The bad guy gets his comeuppance.
    Who out there is still waiting for a high school bully or asshole boss to be brought to justice? Sometimes the bad guy wins.
  5. People make grand speeches (especially about the future) right before they die.
  6. Someone's boyfriend/girlfriend has a "good friend" from their childhood come into the picture only to find out that person has been in love with them this whole time!
    Usually doesn't end well for the current couple.
  7. Calling someone "bro" or "sis"
    Usually to establish a relationship between a new and old character. They didn't have to do this in Star Wars and we all caught on right away!
  8. People locking their car after they parkz
    Seriously, everybody just parks their car, gets out, and leaves without ever locking their car.
    Suggested by   @franksars
  9. People make a date to meet but never discuss time or place. And, dammit, why do they never say goodbye when they hang up the phone?
    Suggested by   @readjulia
  10. Also, more specifically, people get sober on the TV all the time in one "very special" episode and then never address their addiction again. Not how it works.
    Suggested by   @readjulia
  11. High Schoolers skip class all the time without any consequences.
    Suggested by   @kpeter
  12. DNA and other lab results come back almost instantly
    Suggested by   @laurham820
  13. You have enough clothes to wear for days and days without EVER repeating an outfit or doing laundry.
    I can go maybe like 7 days. Day 8 it's gonna be mismatched stuff or like, a bikini top, pijama pants and snow boots.
    Suggested by   @fabiana_sofia
  14. Friends are either super friends or they're in a feud/ have an argument.
    They never just slowly become less friends, or just don't keep in touch like it happens all the time in real life.
    Suggested by   @solena
  15. People open a front door without looking through the peek hole to see who it is. Related: front doors built without peepholes or windows.
    Suggested by   @undeadsinatra
  16. Speaking of front doors they always walk in and leave the front door open!
    Suggested by   @ktexcelsior
  17. No ever goes shopping or gets waxed?!! When do they buy all these fab clothes and perfect brows??
    Suggested by   @qimster
  18. A family of four all sit on only two sides of the dinner table.
    Suggested by   @cordeliane
  19. People are always bursting through doors.
    Suggested by   @cordeliane
  20. People walking up to the doorway just in time to hear the exact wrong part of a conversation so they think their friends hate them or something equally crappy.
    Suggested by   @bethanyk84
  21. People are in a car in the middle of nowhere, they hear a strange noise and the guy goes out to see want it is.
    It's a creepy place! You just get out of here!!!
    Suggested by   @solena
  22. No one puts on condoms before sex or gets STDs
    Suggested by   @jessakes
  23. People leave a one-night stand's apartment barely clothed.
    They just pick up their stuff and walk outside unbuttoned. Sure, they don't want to wake up the other person, but if it were me, I'd probably try to not be naked...
    Suggested by   @papplmapp