Ever wonder if choosing to have an English Muffin for breakfast on a Sunday morning is worth the effort?
  1. The complicated way to separate one side from the other. Never even!
  2. The mess of the crumbs. And that's just in the separation process!
  3. Butter?
  4. But shouldn't I have protein with this carb?
  5. But I don't want an egg!
  6. Butter and peanut butter?
  7. But I love raspberry jam and never have the opportunity to use it...
  8. All this whining gets old. Even for me!
  9. When the muffin is sufficiently toasted, butter and jam. Delicious! #YOLO