1. Bacon
    I mean what kind of asshole doesn't like bacon?
  2. Ham
    Just think of that honey glazed, spiral cut goodness sliding down your gullet.
  3. Hot Dog🌭
    Nuff said
  4. Canadian bacon
    Wait, isn't this just ham? Wtf, Canada?!? You know what, Canadian bacon's off the list. NEXT
  5. Back bacon
    Why limit yourself to one part of the pig?
  6. Prosciutto
    Let's get all Italian and fancy up in here. Hang on, is that too highfalutin?
  7. Sausage!!!
    Just saying it makes me smile
  8. A baby piglet
    So cute,right?