Number One Songs for the Next 8 Mos(+/-)

Look. I'm not from the future or anything but after what I've experienced in the past 24hrs I feel pretty confident about this.
  1. That new Adele song
  2. That slightly new Adele song
  3. That Adele song that came out a while ago
  4. That Adele song they keep playing
  5. That frickin Adele song that, like, came out YEARS ago and they won't. stop. playing. it.
  6. 😫💣💥☠