1. "Have you started your own software company yet? No? Get out."
  2. "I understand you're interested in renting some living space in this corner of my hallway. Rent is $1430 a month."
  3. "Are you going to Outside Lands? What about you? And you? You? Hey you, over there, Outside Lands?"
  4. "Wait, so restaurants are like food trucks you can't drive?"
  5. "When I was your age, I was already CEO of an angel funded startup. Now I'm 16."
  6. "You know what they say about a guy with a large carbon footprint, right?"