Every now and then I'm reminded that you can take the man out of the mountains but you can't take the mountains out of the man. These are sure-fire instant transformers for me.
  1. The person driving in front of me feels like they have to stop 6 car-lengths from the car in front of them.
  2. A jaw harp gets anywhere near a banjo
  3. Anyone says "Y'aint"
  4. I hear hollerin' up in the holler
  5. People disrespect the Bible, God, their parents, or my wife.
  6. People don't understand that the commute home is simply practice for NASCAR