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I was a weird kid and now I am just lazy.
  1. A horse whisperer
    Not a joke, I heard it and thought it was the coolest thing. Up to that point I had no aspirations.
  2. A lawyer
    My friend wanted to be one so I did too.
  3. A pig farmer
    Then I found out you have to kill the cutest animals in the world. I still don't eat pork.
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  1. Jeffy
  2. More Jeff
    In a wider frame of this one, he's holding a chicken.
  3. Found this in an '83 edition of my high school newspaper
    Pay close attention to his lower half.
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