1. Punk
    Unless in answer to the question, "excuse me sir, in which section might Rocket to Russia" be found?"
  2. Hippie
    Unless included on a list following the words "newsie" and "flapper"
  3. Post-anything, but especially post-modern
    You barely know what it is and it's over. Shut up
  4. Indie-anything
    Shut up
  5. Grammer nazi
    Ugh