WHAT MY DAY AT WORK SOUNDED LIKE

  1. Are the dinosaurs on their way yet?
  2. We are going to need human organs by next Thursday.
  3. Lions, tigers, and bears are out of season and will be difficult to get.
  4. Has everything been sprayed with fire retardant so we don't burn down the building?
  5. We're gonna need a bigger forklift!