MORNING RITUALS

  1. Decide whether or not I have to get up and pee, or if I can hold it and sleep for 30 more minutes
  2. Almost die tripping on the cat, on the way to the bathroom
  3. Make coffee and read a comic
  4. Realize I need to get the kids lunches together
  5. Stare blankly at the table while I motivate my body to move
  6. Actually get the kids lunches ready
  7. Zone out
  8. Get kids dressed
  9. Sign off on homework and get bags ready
  10. Get kids out the door
  11. Kiss wofe
  12. Take a shower
  13. Second cup of coffee
  14. Put on music and start working