The first 5 questions someone will ask you when you say your from Colorado

I'm from Colorado but attending College in Upstate NY and when I meet new people these are the typical questions I get asked.
  1. 1.
    Do you Smoke Weed?
    No I don't, sometimes I wish I did though
  2. 2.
    Do you Ski?
    No I snowboard, which is way cooler
  3. 3.
    Does it snow a lot where you live?
    Yes, I live by the mountains where it tends to snow in the winter
  4. 4.
    Do you love nature then?
    I love the outdoors but would prefer a hotel over a tent any day.
  5. 5.
    If Colorado is so Beautiful, why did you move to NY
    I wish I new the answer to that question..