ACTUAL THINGS I'VE SAID IN COLLEGE

  1. "NO IT WAS WEIRD POST-BREAKUP SEX"
    I was on the phone talking to my mom about a crisis and it just so happened that I yelled quite loud and my entire campus heard me. This was not about myself but you would be surprised to hear that the male next to me did not approve.
  2. "I just learned how to throw a spear"
    Also said to my mom. Wow I need friends.
  3. "THEY HAD SEX IN THE BACK OF HER MINI VAN?!?"
    This painted an all to vivid picture in my head of a person that I no longer like (did I ever though¿) having sex in the back seat. ew.