ACTUAL THINGS I'VE SAID IN COLLEGE
- •"NO IT WAS WEIRD POST-BREAKUP SEX"I was on the phone talking to my mom about a crisis and it just so happened that I yelled quite loud and my entire campus heard me. This was not about myself but you would be surprised to hear that the male next to me did not approve.
- •"I just learned how to throw a spear"Also said to my mom. Wow I need friends.
- •"THEY HAD SEX IN THE BACK OF HER MINI VAN?!?"This painted an all to vivid picture in my head of a person that I no longer like (did I ever though¿) having sex in the back seat. ew.