My Areas of Expertise

~I'm a very accomplished person~
  1. Quoting the entirety of Pitch Perfect
  2. Breaking flip flops
  3. Making mediocre Mac & Cheese
  4. Reading the same book 12 times
  5. Deleting tweets
  6. Spilling water whenever I pour it from the Brita Pitcher
  7. Laughing louder than needed
  8. Crying spontaneously and for every reason possible (out of happiness, sadness, anger, frustration, hunger, fear... You name it.)
  9. Touching my tongue to my nose
  10. Crossing only ONE eye
  11. Craving bagels at 1 am