Things I Have The Urge To Do At 2:13am On A Tuesday

  1. Dye a purple streak into my hair
  2. Get a tattoo
    And then get 3 more
  3. Get my nosed pierced
  4. Move across the country
  5. Book a trip I can't afford
  6. Learn how to embroider
  7. Quit my job that makes me miserable
  8. Take a midweek road trip for no apparent reason with no apparent destination