THINGS I HAVE ACTUALLY SAID IN MY MIDDLE SCHOOL CLASSROOM THIS YEAR

These words were actually uttered this school year.
  1. "Ok. Everyone put your shoes back on."
  2. "Did you really just steal a fork out of that locker?"
  3. "Please stop eating my pens."
  4. "Can you please take off his pants and give them back to him?"
  5. "Why are you wearing a ski mask in class?"
  6. "Please put your duck away so other people won't touch it."