These words were actually uttered this school year.
  1. "Ok. Everyone put your shoes back on."
  2. "Did you really just steal a fork out of that locker?"
  3. "Please stop eating my pens."
  4. "Can you please take off his pants and give them back to him?"
  5. "Why are you wearing a ski mask in class?"
  6. "Please put your duck away so other people won't touch it."