Women's Fashion I Don't Understand

  1. Sweaters, or any top for that matter, with cut out shoulders.
  2. Anything from Chicos
  3. Anything from J.Jill
  4. Anything from Coldwater Creek (all three collectively represent the Retail Access of Evil of clothing for women over a certain age)
  5. Non nostalgic velour
  6. Baby doll dresses (if you're not Courtney Love)