Women's Fashion I Don't Understand
- •Sweaters, or any top for that matter, with cut out shoulders.
- •Anything from Chicos
- •Anything from J.Jill
- •Anything from Coldwater Creek (all three collectively represent the Retail Access of Evil of clothing for women over a certain age)
- •Non nostalgic velour
- •Baby doll dresses (if you're not Courtney Love)