These are all real, I promise.
  1. I'm not Really a Waitress--OPI
  2. Kale Salad--Mac
  3. Scallywag--Butter London
  4. Nein! Nein! Nein! Okay, Fine--OPI
  5. Shake Your $$ Maker--Essie
  6. I Have a Herring Problem--OPI
  7. Diva Fierce--Mac
  8. A Good Man-darin is Hard to Find--OPI
  9. Rollin' with the Chromies--KB Shimmer
  10. Gay Ponies Dancing in the Snow--Smith & Cult