So driven in some ways and so, so lazy in others
  1. Tossing out old makeup: 4 years
  2. Cleaning my retainer: 2.5 weeks
  3. Backing up my computer onto my external hard drive: 10 months
  4. Understanding my 401k: 5 years
  5. Exchanging my coins for dolla dolla bills, ya'll: 1.5 years
  6. Learning how to properly fold a fitted sheet: 10 years
  7. Finishing the last 123 pages of Anna Karenina: 3 years
  8. Throwing out ratty underwear and buying new pairs: 8 months
  9. Consistently meal planning for the week: 4 months