Bad day start
Why I should just go back to bed
- •The frigging phone rang at 4:48 am
- •The jerk kept saying the phone was his wife's. It's a frigging landline!
- •He was cussing me out but said he would not harass me if I gave him the phone back.
- •He kept calling me "Honey". I am a WOMAN, dammit! Call me Lady.
- •My husband took over because I had to go pee. He has a black belt in karate so I hide behind him.
- •The power was out!
- •No frigging coffee!!!
- •FUCK!! (Capital letters mean I am yelling!). FYI