Why I should just go back to bed
  1. The frigging phone rang at 4:48 am
  2. The jerk kept saying the phone was his wife's. It's a frigging landline!
  3. He was cussing me out but said he would not harass me if I gave him the phone back.
  4. He kept calling me "Honey". I am a WOMAN, dammit! Call me Lady.
  5. My husband took over because I had to go pee. He has a black belt in karate so I hide behind him.
  6. The power was out!
  7. No frigging coffee!!!
  8. FUCK!! (Capital letters mean I am yelling!). FYI