Because, you know, LA.
  1. Was there quinoa in it?
    There was.
  2. It looks really dark, must be all of those leafy greens you eat there.
    KALE me now
  3. Do you see any red for the beets you guys love so much?
    Shut up.
  4. At least the poo is gluten free so it won't kill anyone.
    I wouldn't want a law suit on my hands.