🃏 THE OFFICE: A DECK OF CARDS

I was inspired to expand on Michael Scott's descriptions.
  1. Ace - Jim Halpert
    He's Michael's ace.
  2. 2 - Ryan Howard
    Deuces can be wild.
  3. 3 - Angela Martin
    The number of times she's been engaged.
  4. 4 - Stanley Hudson
    He's "fourced" to work at a job he hates.
  5. 5 - Andy Bernard
    He craves a high five from everyone.
  6. 6 - Kevin Malone
    He would like that six sounds like sex.
  7. 7 - Pam Beesly
    Michael says she's a solid seven.
  8. 8 - Gabe Lewis
    I h8te him.
  9. 9 - Darryl Philbin
    Because I love Craig Robinson as the Pontiac Bandit on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
  10. 10 - Kelly Kapoor
    She would accept nothing less.
  11. J - Creed Bratton
    One-eyed jack.
  12. Q - Oscar Martinez
    According to Michael, "obviously."
  13. K - Dwight Schrute
    Power obsessed.
  14. Joker - Michael Scott
    Self-proclaimed.
  15. Instruction card - Toby Flenderson
    The instruction card that gets thrown away.
  16. Old Maid - Phyllis Vance
    She's matronly.