🃏 THE OFFICE: A DECK OF CARDS
I was inspired to expand on Michael Scott's descriptions.
- •Ace - Jim HalpertHe's Michael's ace.
- •2 - Ryan HowardDeuces can be wild.
- •3 - Angela MartinThe number of times she's been engaged.
- •4 - Stanley HudsonHe's "fourced" to work at a job he hates.
- •5 - Andy BernardHe craves a high five from everyone.
- •6 - Kevin MaloneHe would like that six sounds like sex.
- •7 - Pam BeeslyMichael says she's a solid seven.
- •8 - Gabe LewisI h8te him.
- •9 - Darryl PhilbinBecause I love Craig Robinson as the Pontiac Bandit on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
- •10 - Kelly KapoorShe would accept nothing less.
- •J - Creed BrattonOne-eyed jack.
- •Q - Oscar MartinezAccording to Michael, "obviously."
- •K - Dwight SchrutePower obsessed.
- •Joker - Michael ScottSelf-proclaimed.
- •Instruction card - Toby FlendersonThe instruction card that gets thrown away.
- •Old Maid - Phyllis VanceShe's matronly.