Favorite Thanksgiving Side Dishes, Ranked

Inspired by @bjnovak (looking at these after the fact I recognize these aren't necessarily all on your thanksgiving table but whatever... You weren't invited to my house... Maybe next year?)
  1. Cheese Potatoes
    Cheese. Sour cream. Butter. Shredded potatoes. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?
  2. Turkey Gravy
    If you're eating mashed potatoes because you love potatoes I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.
  3. Concord Grape Pie
    Pumpkin pie is overrated and frankly nonsensical. If you can get someone to make you a Concord grape pie you will never go back to whatever that orange goo in a pie crust is supposed to be.
  4. Popcorn
    Charlie Brown and the gang know what's up.
  5. Turkey
    Maybe this is supposed to be the main course but why do we even need one? I love turkey buy it is not the main anything. For Thanksgiving dinner everything is a side. Everything.