5 photos on my phone, chosen at random
- •This is the FAN switch in the ladies bathroom stall at Lola's. I had 5 pictures of this in varying angles on my phone. I'm a goddamn creative genius.
- •This is a picture of a live album by Laurie Anderson who incidentally, is an actual goddamn creative genius.
- •This is my cat Dolly Purrton. She is a diva but she's working out her issues in therapy. I'm proud of her because let's face it, the first step is admitting you have a problem.
- •This is a taxidermy duckling, stuffed into a turtle shell while wearing a cowboy hat. I still ask myself why I didn't buy it. I probably would have named it Quackie Nelson or something stupid like that.
- •This is a bottle of tequila I bought from the mom and pop liquor store by my house. I don't remember if the tequila was any good but the bottle showed up ready to party.