Three Happy Moments From Today

  1. 1.
    When I arrived at my tanning place and realized the creepy tanning salon guy was not working today
  2. 2.
    When I realized 3 Milk Duds remained in what I believed was an empty box of Milk Duds
  3. 3.
    When I ate 3 remaining Milk Duds from what I once believed was an empty box of Milk Duds