This is becoming more entertaining than I thought.
  1. Well first off you have long dark hair, you look like you are on the taller side, and a great smile, look very sassy, and I bet you are a great time in the bedroom.
    I asked him what made me "fun looking"
  2. Pancakes or waffles?
    Didn't respond because I couldn't choose!
  3. I'm totally with you, the damn windmills are out of control, I mean I have yet to hear anything about them in the presidential debates. I think it's time we take a stand... Oh and nice shotgun ;)
    I am shooting a shotgun in one of my pictures. Guys seem to like that.
  4. You have really nice breasts.
    I mean, it's true. But that was this guy's first message to me
  5. How's your butt? I like extra junk in the trunk.
    Same guy as above
  6. You have a very pleasant way about you I can't explain.
    I'm not fucking pleasant. What a load of bullshit that was.
  7. Oh very cool. This is Alex's girlfriend...I set up his tinder account because I wanted to mix things up. I've been thinking about bringing another girl out with us sometime and I thought you were really cute.
    Um, no.
  8. Are you my appendix? Cause I'm not sure how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
    I can't believe these pick up lines actually exist out in the wild!